Do you need a bargument clarified? ("It says I can sleep with any TV journalist. Do weather forecasters count?")

Want to pass on compliments or bitter complaints? ("How could you put Bon Jovi in the same sentence as Van Halen?!")

Have a barguments anecdote that needs to be shared? ("I think I broke up a marriage by bringing your book to a dinner party the other night…")

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